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Lisa
03-15-2009, 03:24 AM
*Father/Daughter Talk......*
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A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so
many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal
Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of
higher taxes to support more government programs; in other words,
redistribution of wealth.

She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican,
a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had
participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that
her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what
he thought should be his.

One day, she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher
taxes on the rich, and the need for more government programs. The
self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professor had to be the
truth, and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how
she was doing in school.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and
let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was
taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which
left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She
didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many
college friends either because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened, then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing?"

She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy
classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so
popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to
all the parties, and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes
because she's too hung over."

Her father asked her, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him
to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend Audrey, who only
has a 2.0? That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA, and certainly that
would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."

The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired
back, "That's a crazy idea! How would that be fair? I've worked really
hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work.
And she's done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I
worked my tail off!"

The father slowly smiled and said gently, "Welcome to the Republican
Party."




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snwalways41903
03-15-2009, 09:53 AM
lmao!!! thats great!!

Lisa
03-16-2009, 02:26 PM
Lol thank you Sherry for being the ONLY person who bothered to read it!!

Kathryn
03-16-2009, 04:31 PM
Hahha..Ain't that the truth!!!!

Laura
03-16-2009, 11:10 PM
hahahaha
LOVE IT!!!

Mary Cat
03-17-2009, 11:26 PM
Bahahahahhaha

kelamarie
03-29-2009, 02:00 AM
kudos...

Katie
03-29-2009, 09:50 AM
This is sooo awsome and sooo the truth

KristiMarie
03-29-2009, 07:49 PM
I love it!

Meredith
03-29-2009, 08:54 PM
bahahaha I love it. Your joke reminded me of my super lib cousin! Most of my family is not...as I'm sure you've gathered... well my Aunt looked at my mom awhile back and goes "Honestly Beth, I didn't raise her like that!" LMAO!

Lisa
03-30-2009, 02:13 AM
hahaha Mere that's great!

ReginaCherie
03-30-2009, 01:45 PM
this made me giggle.