This had me rolling!

[Lovey]

So this girl goes into a catholic church and is talking to the father...

Girl- Please father forgive me for what I have done.
Father- What have you done my dear child?
Girl- I called my boyfriend a son of a bitch
Father- Why did you call him a son of a bitch?
Girl- Because he held my hand.
Father- How? Like this?
Girl- Yes father.
Father- That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch.
Girl - yea, but he also touched my boobs.
Father- Like this?
Girl -Yes father.
Father- That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch.
Girl- Yes father, but he also put his you know who in my you know what.
Father- How like this?
Girl- Yes Yes Yes Father.
Father- Oh dear child, that is no reason to call your boyfriend a son of a bitch.
Girl- Yes father, but he had HIV
Father- the son of a bitch!!

[ReginaCherie]

oh my gosh that is horibale but it made me laugh so hard!

[~SaBrInA_lEiGh~]

omg you so went there thats funny

[Kathryn]

omg!!! hahaah!! That is soo wrong in like 453687638 different ways!!! But soo funny!!! lol

[Lovey]

Sorry I've got this cool app on my phone so I find all these aweful (very naughty) but very funny jokes! LOL

[Jessie.Rose]

hahaha what app?

[Courtney]

Ha. Didn't expect the ending. Thanks for the laugh!

[~SaBrInA_lEiGh~]

ya what app