Out of the mouths of babes

[Katie]

I posted this on my facebook but it was too funny not to share here too.... Alex is a RIOT!!!


Alex after finding a quarter in the couch "I guess dreams do come true... Cuz I dreamed of finding this shiny quarter and It came true, and this is just fantastic, so now I can buy my own popcorn from the PPO at school MOM and you don' have to give me a quarter and I can support myself! Then I can share it with you.. So..UM whaddya say Mom?" As I'm just about pissing my pants


My answer btw was "it's the PTO, not PPO, and yes dreams come true... and FYI.. it's my quarter you found in the couch..LOL" He retaliates with "Finders keepers.. you should keep better track of your stuff" ROFLMFAO

[Jessie.Rose]

LMAO!!!!!!!!! thats hilarious!!!!!!!!!! I love when kids say stuff like that!

[Kira]

OMG too cute!!!!!

[Meredith]

ahahahaha that's adorable...

Mind if I share one??

I had my niece and nephew in my car with me and we were waiting on my SIL to come out of the store so we were playing is so and so a boy or a girl? So I go through allll of the people we both know and get desperate so we start doing all the family dogs. So I get to my MIL's dog Sophie...and my nephew yells "BOY!" and Kaitie goes "NO TY! Sophie is a girl, Sarge was a boy!!" (Sarge is my husbands dog who lived with MIL and passed away last spring) Tylor - "Sarge is Dead!!!!" Well yeah Sarge is dead so Kaitie goes "No Ty, Papa just hid him" ...I just thought it was so sweet that they knew he was dead but didn't really get the concept of where he went...

anyway I'm blabbering. I love kiids they're so sweet and innocent and man are they f'ing hilarious!

[ReginaCherie]

i love kids they say the sweetest things.

[Mary Cat]

LMAO that's too cute! Guess you better keep better track of you change! haha

[BrooklynDB]

Oh man! Kids are TOO funny!!!! Chassidy says the funniest things...I know she'll be even funnier when she gets bigger! He IS a riot! Hahaha!!! :) So sweet he was excited about "supporting" you! LOL!!!!

[Amber06]

HAHAH Kids sure do say the funniest things.

Our 4 year old niece was in the car with us as we are going on a hunt for a maroon beret at Fort Campbell before my husband was sent over to Germany. After 6 shops:
I said " Babe I guess we can just order one off line but god only knows when it will get here."
Haylie responds oh so quickly with " Um God wont know cus he will be sleeping!!"
I said "Well Haylie when does God sleep"
Haylie: " Oh he sleeps from 0600 to 1500 and then he is up for the rest of the time"

.... you can tell she is raised around military due (dad and 3 uncles) to the times she gives out.