Jessie.Rose
11-10-2009, 12:03 PM
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
(434): why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
(540): you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
(1-508): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
(124): Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
647): You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
(978): just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
(630): I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
(434): why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
(540): you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
(1-508): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
(124): Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
647): You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
(978): just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
(630): I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important