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Meredith
08-20-2009, 11:44 AM
So I thought it would be fun to tell some funny stories about our guys while they're "in uniform". Something they've done/gotten in trouble for at work that makes you giggle!!

Mike told me the other day that he once received a counseling statement while on a 12 mile road march for stopping to PICK and EAT black berries...

:oops:

So let's hear it, I couldn't have been the only one to marry a goofball!

Jamie
08-20-2009, 11:52 AM
i think it's funny in general when my boyfriend acts like a goofball in his uniform. like while he was getting ready for work and while he was deployed he sent me a bunch of goofy pics of him. like you see an image of a guy in uniform supposed to be so straight and by the books and mature...just funny when they goof off wearing their uniform.

actually thinking about it...the night i MET him was at a concert and he and his buddies brought their firemen uniforms for whatever reason...and they were wearing them! they looked like spacemen. bahaha

Meredith
08-20-2009, 12:13 PM
lol we should do a picture one too! I have some funny pictures of mike and his buddies only wearin their acu bottoms, eye pro, and helmets and hanging upside down from the gunner hole in their truck!

They're the biggest 10 year olds i know!

KristiMarie
08-20-2009, 12:41 PM
HAHA JM got in trouble 2 times when i was there over thanksgiving for me being in the Bs when I wasnt supposed to be lol. I felt bad cause he got his ass chewed in front of everyone one time... butttt oh well. Then the 2nd time I pretty much had to do the walk of shame out of the barracks lol... but it was funny

Kristi Rae
08-23-2009, 09:56 PM
idk....my husbands humor is very dark...such as the transmission oil, blood read oil, leaking all over the floor of the bay. So he had one of his buddies on the ground and it looked as if he had his head smashed in from the transmission of a 7ton landing on him...as i said he and his buddy had to much fun with that photo...i didnt really get it...

My favorite is him dropping a tough book into a big bucket of all the used oils from the 7tons, he pulled it back out cleaned it up and it still worked!

hmm i really havnt been around my husband enough while he is in uniform...i do have a few good ones from high school...and lets not get started on the refrigerator he light on fire(everyone still makes fun of him for that one)!

ReginaCherie
08-23-2009, 10:00 PM
scotts favorite thing to do is send the boots (new marines) to get the keys for the hummvs. cause they dont have keys. lol and he put his buddys car on Cragis list for free and watched all day while he yelled at people on the phone that his car wasnt for sale. it was pretty funny.

Spahr
08-23-2009, 11:45 PM
scotts favorite thing to do is send the boots (new marines) to get the keys for the hummvs. cause they dont have keys. lol and he put his buddys car on Cragis list for free and watched all day while he yelled at people on the phone that his car wasnt for sale. it was pretty funny.

THE CRAIGS LIST THING IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! love it!

KristiMarie
08-24-2009, 12:20 AM
Ohhh god... i USED to have this GREAT video of JM and some of his guys giving lap dances to one another.... haha Anyone on the old site iM sure has seen it... I think I posted a link in the entertainment section here too... but it doesnt work casue T took it down off his myspace :( butt mere we should do a picture one!! I think on the old site we had one of funny picks of our men.. but a funny thing in uniform would be AWESOME!

KristiMarie
08-24-2009, 12:28 AM
OMG JK JK. I guess he just shut down his site for a while or something... look under entertainment the post called so here it is

snwalways41903
08-24-2009, 08:55 AM
hahaha kristi i remember the video, im always up for a laugh so ill check it out!

william and his buddies when they are drinking, act a fool and try to imitate one of their annoying voiced sgts. they yell like him and cough like him and its just really funny! when they were deployed william and his roomie, duck taped one of the other guys to their bed while they were sleeping!!

KristiMarie
08-24-2009, 09:06 AM
OMG SHERRY... you GOT to get picks of this! lol

Kira
08-24-2009, 12:35 PM
These are hilarious!! Adam has never done anything in or out of uniform, that I know of he's boring..lol.

Kristi Rae
08-26-2009, 11:50 AM
ok I have a non dark humor one about my hubby...I am not sure if they had just gotten back from a long mission or what but he was all up and going on energy drinks(he is sort of like Hammy from Over the Hedge the world slows down when he has an energy drink) but for some odd reason he decided to climb a palm tree and he did get up a good height in all of his gear before he attempted to slide back down the tree...does anyone here know what a palm tree looks like? So he ended up being raped by a palm tree.