MichaelaEScheerens
07-19-2009, 11:24 AM
Poor Zach was bombarded with horrible jokes off of laffy taffy wrappers last night.... here are a few of our favorites :)
Q: how do you make a tissue dance?
(Zach's answer: blow it across the table?)
A: put a little boogie in it!
Q: What's black and white and blue all over?
(Zach's answer: a newspaper in a blue bag?)
A: Penguin in the freezer!
Q: Why was the tomato blushing?
(Zach's answer: Idk why)
A: It saw the salad dressing!
The best one he had: (aka the only child appropriate one)
Q: Why did the blond die in the helicopter crash?
A: she got cold, so she turned off the fan!
Q: how do you make a tissue dance?
(Zach's answer: blow it across the table?)
A: put a little boogie in it!
Q: What's black and white and blue all over?
(Zach's answer: a newspaper in a blue bag?)
A: Penguin in the freezer!
Q: Why was the tomato blushing?
(Zach's answer: Idk why)
A: It saw the salad dressing!
The best one he had: (aka the only child appropriate one)
Q: Why did the blond die in the helicopter crash?
A: she got cold, so she turned off the fan!