MrsJoey
05-21-2009, 03:16 PM
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.
'The teacher, knowing how precious some of these
stories could become, asked the girl to describe
the incident.
Well', she began, 'I was in theback yard with my kitty and
the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and
before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
''That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl.' My kitty
raised her back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and
before she could say 'Shit!', the Rottweiler ate
her!
The teacher had to leave the room. :nanypoo:
'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.
'The teacher, knowing how precious some of these
stories could become, asked the girl to describe
the incident.
Well', she began, 'I was in theback yard with my kitty and
the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and
before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
''That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl.' My kitty
raised her back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and
before she could say 'Shit!', the Rottweiler ate
her!
The teacher had to leave the room. :nanypoo: