Danie
04-13-2009, 03:04 PM
JESUS AND MOSES
A burglar broke into a house one night. He
shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. He
picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange,
disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus
is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin,
clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard
nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the
wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching
you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around
frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally,
in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to
rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at
the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then
squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that
he's watching you." The burglar relaxed.
"Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the
burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a
bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler, Jesus
A burglar broke into a house one night. He
shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. He
picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange,
disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus
is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin,
clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard
nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the
wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching
you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around
frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally,
in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to
rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at
the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then
squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that
he's watching you." The burglar relaxed.
"Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the
burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a
bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler, Jesus